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I Do Not Own This Song And Pay Respect To The Copyright Owners, Kontor Records.

Lyrics
I like the way it’s hard, I love the way it’s loud,
No one understands what the I am about.
Just step into the place, and hear what I say,
I spit with the lyric, no time for delay.

Slam rock with the jungle man to man, with the jam,
You know who I am.
When me come me coming rough, you know I’m above,
Be there.
I drop it medium rare, yeah!

J’adore Hardcore…
Doin’ it together!
C’mon!
Sing it!
Yahhh!

For sure I got my plan, don’t really give a !
On my own mission, I fight like a man.
Doin’ it for myself, not for the industry!
Check ‘pon the rhythm, and to the M.I.C.

Slam rock with the jungle hand to hand, hummin’ a bum,
‘Cause I got the jam.
When me come me coming rough, I got the stuff,
Be there.
Let’s shuffle in the air, yeah!

J’adore Hardcore…
Right!?
Yeah!

Raise your hands up to the roof…
Raise your hands up in the air…

And again!

Yeah!

Posse! Respect to ya! Goodnight!

Duration : 0:3:47

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http://www.amazon.com/Oxhorn-Brand-Music/dp/B002BPMEJ2/ref=sr_f3_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1243864335&sr=103-1

A man in a funny hat confronts three engineers who have mocked him for believing in the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Will the man win them over with the power of his rhetoric? Will the engineers prove how foolish he is and dismiss him? Or will the Invisible Pink Unicorn show up and startle everyone?

This is my 14th “Short SHORT!” and I hope you like it! I wrote up a short supplemental that goes over the concepts set forth in the movie, so check it out if this sort of thing interests you.

http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/07/reasoning-behind-invisible-pink-unicorn.html

After reading the initial flood of responses, i responded to them with this post here:

http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/09/response-to-ipu-2.html

You can read the script here:

http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/07/script-invisible-pink-unicorn.html

Check out the official Oxhorn Brand Store at
www.cafepress.com/oxhorn

Check out my webpage at
www.oxhornbrandmovies.com

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Download the “Gnome Overboard” song on Amazon.com:
http://www.amazon.com/Oxhorn-Brand-Music/dp/B002BPMEJ2/ref=sr_f3_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1243864335&sr=103-1

Warning: possible spoilers (read after movie).

Ox, Stag and Mort have figured out a way to spread their invented swear words–hack into Blizzard’s chat filter! The process, however, may be more complicated than they planned.

Feeling a little lost? Watch the previous four movies here:

ISW 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5q3TG5yCG0

ISW 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLrk4J6hK0M

ISW 3: http://vimeo.com/4723208

ISW 4: http://vimeo.com/4702578

This is the final movie in the series, but I plan to use the characters often in other Oxhorn Brand Movies. So you’ll see them again.

You can read the script here: http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2009/04/script-inventing-swear-words-5.html

And you can read the song lyrics here: http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/

For more movies, connect with me at oxhorn.com

http://www.oxhorn.com

Kudos to Nathan Allen Pinard who composed the sound track in just over a week! I always love whatever he produces. Check out his website here:

http://nathanallenpinard.com/

Many thanks to Calixworld2 who did the custom 3D modeling and animation. Check out his website here:

http://irdeenproductions.blogspot.com/

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I have released Inventing Swear Words 3! You can watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUX3u-QtjY4

You first saw them in February of 2006. You saw them again in December of the same year. Now… they’re… BACK!

Inventing Swear Words 3.

Coming this summer.
Maybe.
If I get around to it.

Check out my website at:

http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com

Check out my store at:

http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn

Can you guess all the movies I am spoofing?

Here is a deleted scene:
http://files.filefront.com/ISW3_Deleted_Scenewmv/;7538114;/fileinfo.html

Here are some ring tones, courtesy of Crystalgonzales:

Snakes on a Zeppelin:
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=103949&user=crystallgonzalez

Oxhorn and Staghorn scream at the sight of Lacey (from ISW2):
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=103896&user=crystallgonzalez

Shaun of the Dead Spoof:
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=103934&user=crystallgonzalez

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Download my new CD on Amazon.com:
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I FINALLY sat myself down and recorded vocals for this thing. I had to have the music re-written in order to do so, but it turned out great! So then, if you are a fan of the text version, I am sure you will like this version!

Check out my store at:

http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn

Check out my website at:

http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com

Here are two ring tones of The Great Kodo, courtesy of crystalgonzales:

The Great Kodo Ring Tone
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100139&user=crystallgonzalez

The Great Kodo Ring Tone (Instrumental)
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100144&user=crystallgonzalez

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Download my new CD on amazon.com:
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ROFLMAO! Be sure to check out my other movies on YouTube.

I just opened a new Oxhorn Brand store, complete with shirts, mugs, posters, pillows, coasters and more. Check it out here:

http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn

Visit my website here:
http://www.brandonmdennis.com

And my MySpace here:
http://www.myspace.com/oxhornbrand

You can download this song as a ring tone for your cell phone by following these links:

ROFLMAO! Ring Tone 01
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=99181&user=crystallgonzalez

ROFLMAO! Ring Tone 02
http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100432&user=crystallgonzalez

Thanks to crystallgonzalez.

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Download my new CD on amazon.com:
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Since the previous swear words that they invented have not caught on yet, Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus meet again in order to come up with a new one and to discuss promotion strategies. They enlist the help of Hat the singing turtle and Lacy, who is Mortuus’ girlfriend. But things don’t go exactly according to plan.

You can download a ring tone of Hat the Singing Turtle’s song, courtesy of crystalgonzales:

http://www.mytinyphone.com/p/my-phone/ringtones/?viewrid=100428&user=crystallgonzalez

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http://www.cafepress.com/oxhorn

Check out my website at:

http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com

Duration : 0:6:32

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Download my new CD on amazon.com:
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Associate Professor Evil is up for tenure! Finally, after all his many years as instructor at the Evil Alchemist University, he can establish himself. But will he get his tenure? Or will some unpredictable event cause him to seek after some powerful item that might have the chance of being stolen by ninja looters maybe perhaps?

This is the third movie in my ociate Professor Evil series. Check out the other two movies in this series here:

Movie #1
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Beggars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHOKTVc1gC0

Movie #2
Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHOrBzsguQ

Bonus Features:

“Baboon Knuckles” Credits Skit MP3:
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6587588

“Baboon Knuckles” Script:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/05/baboon-knuckles.html

“Tank Tank Heal Tank” MP3:
http://soundclick.com/share?songid=6587575

“Tank Tank Heal Tank” Music Video:
http://vimeo.com/4673069

“Tank Tank Heal Tank” Lyrics:
http://oxhornbrand.blogspot.com/2008/05/tank-tank-heal-tank-lyrics.html

Duration : 0:18:20

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The censors in the game can be quite a pain for those who desire to swear. Sure, you can turn the censor off, but how then will you communicate with those that have it on? Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have decided to invent curse words in order to aid communication.

Inventing Swear-Words won an honorable mention in the Xfire Machinima contest.

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Check out my website at:

http://www.oxhornbrandmovies.com

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This is the cube being auctioned at Ebay, link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120407734384

Cube: 3×3, Rubik’s DIY core, B type cubies.
Stickers: cubesmith normal stickers, bright green.
Logo: DM 08 (won at Danish open 2008).
Happy bidding!

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